If you elect a clown, you get a circus.

If you elect an idiot clown, you get a stupid circus.

There’s a guy in the restaurant dressed like he’s doing a community theater production of Newsies and I am here for it.

Going to the ‘ship!!! Just cannot believe how DOMINANT we were in that game. Let’s go win it @umichbball !!! GO BLUE!!! 〽️〽️〽️

Only thing Jamie Foxx has done better than They Cloned Tyrone is Ray and that doesn’t count bc he had plenty of source material to learn from