It brings me no end of joy to know how many people are gearing up to deface money that has Trump’s signature on it. Making/ordering stamps, planning their strategy, etc.

I’m going to collect as much of it as I can and set up the world’s tiniest protest graffiti art museum in my wallet.

Can’t believe eight million people went to a permitted feel-good rally instead of doing something that would actually enact change: screaming at Kamala Harris on her book tour.

How much did taxpayers pay to have military helicopters do a flyby at kid rock's house???

- Victor Wembanyama had a season-high 41 points and 16 rebounds while collecting the fastest double-double in NBA history, and the San Antonio Spurs won their ninth straight, defeating the Chicago Bulls 129-114 on Monday night.