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It gives me a pain deep inside my asshole to see Donald Trump speaking on behalf of America.
How about we start a trend to end this madness, we all need to collectivley just stop paying taxes and stop funding this horrible axx administration. All they’re doing is wasting our tax paying dollars and making themselves wealthy. It’s never been put back into us and that’s why the US will always be behind!!
It's early where I am. I'm laying in bed, without my glasses, one eye open reading Threads.
What I read: Donald Trump is a pain deep inside my asshole, on behalf of America.
My glasses are now on.
Ah, now I know why I suddenly have hemorrhoids, thank you for the explanation, now I don't have to spend $12,000 for diagnostics thanks to trumps america
Unfortunately because you guys are are "democracy" the true meaning of that word is "Of the people, by the people, for the people!!!"
Might be a hemorrh - wait!! That tracks…
Pretty positive most Americans are living w the pain of Trumporrhoids these days!!
He talks like he has no education insult this insult that repeat myself twice so I can believe the lie shit drives me crazy
If the pain persists, bend over and pull your butt cheeks apart. The things I learned as a nurse. 🤭
Like having a hemorroid playing peek a boo huh😩😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😮💨
tbh he represents the rott of this country so well. build on stolen land : receive the eternal curse.
😂😂😂 graphic but totally relatable!! Even Iran know how much he is hated by his own people
Me too! 😭like why does he speak to the nation that way it’s embarrassing 😭😪
I’ve been watching the Artemis II livestream on the nasa YouTube channel instead.
You mean like one of those “ass shocks” you get out of nowhere? I hate those.
Thank you for putting that feeling into words for me.
Thank you for your service.
Bro, stop. I already liked you but now you’ve just become my favorite comedian.
He most definitely makes my anus itch 😩🤦🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤣
I cannot wait until I don’t have to hear that soggy ignorant voice ever again
Feels like sparks being ignited in all orifices simultaneously. 😵💫😫
I feel like that needs a correction. He’s speaking on behalf of himself. 
Really sticks in my craw, boils my gizzard, chaps my glutinous maximus
Same bro, same! Hopefully other world leaders feel pitty on us. Lol
I thought it was just hemorrhoids, but that makes much more sense.
Following you made me laugh I like anyone that makes me laugh
My pain comes down from my throat straight out my sphincter
He may be president, but he doesn’t represent everyone.
Even the president of iran knows he doesnt speak for us.
Thank goodness for that FR!!
lol. I feel your pain. you could not make this shit up.
He is definitely the definition of an anal fissure
Yea, he’s been fucking us all pretty hard lately
Representative Democracies are fun like that lmfao
It’s not funny but the way you put it was epic
Stick a preparation H up there to stop the pain
When I see Trump I also think of your asshole.
and this is why I’m never deleting this app
Does it feel like a tent stake? ⛺️ 😂
Ohhhh nooo lmao. I couldn't listen either.
Also love the comment - following you now
Relatable. Greetings from Norway 🇳🇴
That is the ultimate butt pucker effect
Lightning ass? Same sensation for sure.
This is such a good explanation for it
You sir are a scholar and a poet
Same. You explained it perfectly