It’s actually insane that I have to say this. If you are not my talent manager, my lawyer, or my spouse, you do not get to give me critical feedback about how I run my business. Sit down or go away. 🫡🫡🫡

J.T. Realmuto has his first homer of the season, as the Phillies cut the deficit to 5-2.

Booked off a whole week of work at the end of May. I don’t like my coworkers at all, I chose that time off based almost completely out of spite. After Memorial Day weekend, they’ll have extra work to do and they’ll actually have to do actual work since I won’t be there to pick up their slack. 😏

Robinhood $HOOD just confirmed it will be reporting earnings after the markets close on Tuesday, April 28th

$SOFI just confirmed it will be reporting earnings before the markets open on Wednesday, April 29th

The camera glides smoothly over landscapes of old England in a film that tries hard to dramatize the rivalry between the two masters.