LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL LMAOOOOO

1)She shouldn’t be allowed to use, wear, or display the US flag ever again. 2)WTF is Shield of the Americas??? She got fired and just made up her own little imaginary world and appointed herself Queen 3)Dumb bitch doesn’t even know that ‘the Americas’ is inclusive of South America, Central America, US and Canada 4)She’s just a Shield for Pedophilia 5)Calling herself ‘Shield of the Americas’ when she literally tried to banish the majority of Americans (of the Americas, not US citizen) is WILD!

Hey man, you could politely send a letter back saying you agree with her request...

... Unfortunately, she recently statesld she wants to have her privacy respected. A return letter would be unprofessional. So my advice is just to keep on going what you normally do, and send her a response after her private situation is over with her manboob..I mean man. Probably like 2 or 3 years from now.

Maybe there is a cool track to make out of this letter in the meanwhile? Something about her husband?

Dear Ms. Noem: Your C&D is constitutionally illiterate. Mentioning a public official by name in political commentary is textbook First Amendment protection - Hustler v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46. Your name + likeness aren’t protected here. Artists can mock + offend controversial public figures. Unlike many of your victims? You DID voluntarily give up certain rights to ICE. Opinions on your public conduct have defamation immunity. Sue us. We’ll see you in discovery + the press. Naethan Apollo

I haven't heard the song, though I recently published my picture labeled ICE BREAKER, in case of icy weather, it wasn't popular with MAGA on Facebook, still have a few restrictions for this one! Works really good with solid rocks! I'm assuming punks as dumb as a rock as well. I can't forget my anti-ICE armor either, I wouldn't want to slip and fall; after all, my hand is still broken from the last time I slipped into a patch of ICE, the gloves help weather the next storm.

Carefull , such a Morningstar cold easily penetrate kevlar . I’m more of a fangled mave enjoyer myself , but damn

How about no Kristi.
You had to be fired because you blew $200 mil on your vanity propaganda and now, you’ve been exposed by your husband’s proclivities, as being a completely fake Christian person and instead you’re unable to show you can even follow the same good Christian family values that you preach everyone else should be adhering to.
Go ahead and keep on hiding, bc that’s what exposed hypocrites are supposed to do.

She didn’t “blow” $200mm. She funneled it into a back channel that will flow right back to her pocket if anyone would care to follow the spiders as Rupert would say.

I figured as much myself.
So, I am really hoping someone will follow the money trail. So prosecutors can put her on trial.

I had to ask AI about this: "Naethan Apollo released a politically charged song called “ICE BREAKER” that directly references Kristi Noem by name.
Because the lyrics accuse ICE of killing people and include the line “Or that’s the case if you ask Kristi,” the song has triggered political backlash — and Noem’s team has reportedly issued a cease‑and‑desist related to the track’s use of her name and likeness. "

What a waste of perfectly white paper! That's a title? Special Envoy Shield of the Americas? I'm sure the rest of North America and our 'American neighbors south of the border to the tip of South America' disagree and don't approve of having her as the special envoy! The rest of the Americas don't want anything to do w you, Gnoem!

Damn. She's already got stationary with the made up new shield of americas. Um. Why is it plural? Why did she get this cushy job after the shit job she did with dhs. Dump needs to be removed immediately. We cannot have more unqualified servants of the people!

Fuuuuuuuuck ice. Fuuuuuuuck Noem. Keep jammin your jam. She can’t do shit about it. Special envoy. BWAHAHAAHAAHA. Some made up position at some made up agency for the pedo prez to funnel money through and prob use traffic kids. FUCK THEM ALL!!

Sadly, I know exactly what it’s like to have legal process abused against you. A cultist has filed meritless copyright claims and a STALKING complaint against me for REPORTING on his PUBLIC STATEMENTS. https://youtu.be/ytTCAHOFyTs?t=120

From what is she “shield”-ing the Americas? Only things that come to mind are shielding of pedophiles, perpetrators of crimes against humanity, and fraudsters committing massive financial corruption schemes including said shielder.

She just gave you so much marketing material, this is just like Erika Kirk advertising that comedian that was making fun of her. Never would've heard of that guy if it wasn't for her. You should use this as the artwork for the track.

Like what the guy below said...frame it...then send her a Pic of your middle finger and a caption, "I can't wait to watch your trial and subsequent sentencing...I'll be happily eating popcorn while I enjoy the spectacle." 😁

Keep that shit up, and hire a first amendment lawyer. Then have that lawyer respond with a statement indicating you will sure if she continues harrasing you for exercising your freedom of speech on a public person

Specifically one with a history of winning cases of people suing the government, especially when it involves an administration being against the person suing becaus they don't agree what they are suing for.

And has a track record of defeating powerful idiots in court of law, even when the most corrupt judges are involved.

She still needs to be accountable for her actions before she was "moved" within the state. She isn't qualified and her impact is still moving forward. We need bills YESTERDAY! WE NEED LAWSUITS! SHE NEEDS ARRESTED.

She refers to herself in the third person on "official" 😂 business matters? She's such an asshat. That's some shit Pedolf made up, her new position, it's bullshit to me. 😂 I don't respect that nonsense.

Free speech something something.

And how does she read that job title without dying of inner cringe?

It’s next to the importance of the

Standard Special Atom Convoy to the Sun and Venus on Tuesdays

IK it was you who blacked out most of it for safety reasons and that's understandable but for a split second I thought it was her lawyers and I was like, "That kinda tracks with this administration." 😂

Now, go to a lawyer and send a strongly worded letter back to explain to her that she's a buttercup and should probably avoid going out in public. Her feelings will definitely be getting hurt quite often.

She is first the wife of “man boobs” shouldn’t that be in the title or something better? Then shield of the amerikkkkas. They spelt it wrong btw. EK is first the wife of a dead husband. #aprilfools

She's trying so hard to make it look official, but looks like she made it herself with the fancy font. This isn't a legal notice, so I'd frame it. Poor Kristi. All those outfits and no place to go. 🤠

IDK, maybe it's standard practice to send your own cease & desist letters, but I always thought that's something you have an attorney do on your behalf if you want it to be taken at all seriously...?

Send a letter that tells her that sugar free gummy bears make people immune from catching TDS, and that people with TDS are cured by just being around individuals that eat sugar free gummy bears.

Thanks Kristi!! Didn’t know about the song until i saw this, so I have to tell you how much I appreciate you bringing it to my attention!! Great song!! Going on my summer playlist!! 💛☀️

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂special envoy for the Shield of Americas😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Of course she’s suing people for making fun of her fascist, Neo-Nazi ass being a hypocrite LMFAOOOOO. Big loser energy. Go back to cucking your bimbo sissy with your boyfriend, Kristi.

Pls tell me this ain’t real because what is that header loool

Shield of the americas? She probably wouldn’t even be able to shield herself from a kid throwing a hot dog at her.

Welp, you hit the big time. It shows you're doing something right. She deserves to be mocked and so does her little 🧊 men. The Icemen cometh a d they do not leave!!!!

She STILL hasn't learnt that this isn't about her! Look at the size of her name compared with the title of the department in teeny weeny letters. Can she spell NARCISSIST?

Oh if this was only how cease and desist letters actually worked. Looks like the *checks notes* “Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas” is trying to bully you.

Keep singing, get yourself a lawyer (Afroman’s lawyer) and from what you posted of the song, it says nothing about her personally nor the job she is doing presently.

Really is just fucking insane for government agents of however you'd describe that chud, sending cease and desist legal threats to citizens expressing their opinions.

We have drifted into full shit turd territory, our federal government is a joke, broken in new and unexpected ways, undeserving of respect, honor, or even, continued existence... which, sadly, was the MAGA goal from the jump, to dismantle and castrate the federal govt, pillage whatever can be taken, and disappear to ???

wherever, billionaires belong to any country, or no country, Trumps and related pedobillionaires couldn't care less about the USA, when anywhere else is just a quick private jet ride away

What the hell. Dated the March 31 and came the April 2? She pay extra for that fast delivery? I got a Christmas card mailed December 3 in the middle of February. O.o

Hmm, even this pinko commie socialist nasty Canadian knows something about your first amendment and knows that isn’t worth the nipples facing different directions.

“Dear Mrs Noem,

Your husband recently released photos of his massive bimbo tiddies all over the internet and I believe you to have bigger fish (or dogs) to fry.

She is a public figure & can't do shit about it. Unless you're trying to convince people you're actually her - that's a different story. But why would you do that?

Do an Afroman, do six more songs each more petty than the last, make them say in court how your mean words hurt them specifically and play all the songs in court.

Normally, this should come from an attorney and definitely not on Shield of the Americas letterhead as they are not a party with any standing in the matter.

The Trump Administration really doesn’t like the 1st Amendment does it. Might be why the 1st Amendment exists in the first place. Fucking Fascist Pricks!

These have to be fake because if these are actual government agencies, where are the headers? seals? Something to make me believe this is an official form.

What happened to the “fuck your feelings.” That crowd has big feelings when it comes back against them. One might say they’re oh I dunno, snowflakes?