Lloris found the fountain of youth last night, didn’t he.

If you came here for political commentary I’m here to remind you I’m just a humble smut author going through a lot of shit currently.

You’ve been warned.

Accurate headline would be: "Elderly criminal makes obviously empty threats, embarrassing the whole country."

My dad and I planned a little getaway for early May and I can't wait! I honestly don't remember the last time we spent more than 6 hours just the two of us. But now we have three days to hang out. 🥹