How come all the single nerds who want a girlfriend are always 2,500 miles away and/or only 32?
I just saw a self-absorbed third-person thread. They referred to themselves in the third-person six times.
Sometimes I think about how Maverick Miller, the notorious playboy, met Emerson Harrell, the first woman to play in the NHL, and never wanted another woman (or even LOOKED at one)/showed up to the arena in HER jersey for heroes and legends night/told her ex she would be in the HoF one day/got her name tattooed on his chest. And you get to hear him in your ears on April 9 when the audiobook releases 😝
he will always be the standard!!!!