Me: *plays "Crazy in Love" on the way to school*
My kid: "This is old people music."
Me: "It's not that old."
Beyonce: "Got me hoping you'll page me right now."
My kid: "What does 'page me' mean?"
Me: *old person sigh*

Trumps approval rating is now lower than the lowest George W numbers. And still, 20 years later, GOP doesn’t discuss bush.

Trump will be a pariah for all of America soon

Oral arguments have just ended in the Supreme Court case on birthright citizenship, and it's pretty clear Trump will lose. The only question is by what margin.

Guys I fear Aquamarine is no longer my favorite movie 😢