Me, walking up to a bar: “I want the pinkest drink you have.”

Munetaka Murakami of the Chicago White Sox and Chase DeLauter of the Cleveland Guardians have accomplished something in the last week that had been done only twice before: homering in each of their first three games.

I only got popular so I could pop into author's DMs and it would be a compliment instead of a restraining order.

Sunday yoga done. I needed that.

A teenage boy who was killed in a drive-by shooting on the city's Southwest Side this weekend has been identified.