My feed is suddenly ALL posts from good-looking, single men in their late 30s/early 40s.

How'd I stumble into that algorithm? And how is it they still don't know I'm alive? 😂

Let’s play a fun game. Which quote is from aerial class and which is from a romance novel:

A. Clearly you’ve never played with straps before

B. You wanna go crotch to crotch or ass to ass?

MARCH MADNESS IS THE BEST OF ALL SPORTS. ARGUE WITH YOUR HALF DEAD PLANT IN THE CORNER.

Over/under on oil hitting $120 a barrel this week?

Luka making it look EASY 🤯🪄
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