My wife asked me if she looked pregnant… how do I answer?

if this is post-birth: "You look absolutely gorgeous, like a goddess."
if this is pre-birth: "You look absolutely gorgeous, like a goddess."
if she's not pregnant: "You look absolutely gorgeous, like a goddess."

"I can’t tell, lets go try just to be sure"

Yes, and I can’t wait to become a father! Thank you for being my partner in our journey into parenthood. I love you!

Yes you do Baby, the most gorgeous woman in the world, especially today! 💕

If she is. Yes. If she's not. No. Easy.

You look gorgeous, my love 😍

“It’s hard to say since I already know you are.”

Yes

You first fix your face

Yes and you look so beautiful carrying our baby 💕☮️🙏🏼

Nope not at all lol

Yes. 👍🏻

Are you fucking kidding me? She looks perfect. That’s the answer. PERFECT.

“My love, you look like you radiate beauty and light even in the darkest moments of my existence”

Is she? then the answer should be YES. If she’s not, the answer should be YES.

You answer “you’ve never looked more beautiful.”

Perfectly Godess!

Honestly

If she is, say yes, and I love how beautiful you are carrying our baby. Easy.

Yes beautifully pregnant

Cautiously🤪

Tell her that this is the most beautiful you have ever seen her!

Beautifully

Beautifully.

“You look beautiful, and your belly is adorable” is the only answer!

Unless you just got back from a year long deployment you’re ok to say yes.

I’d say yes

Tell her no you don’t look pregnant but you do look a little knocked up

Be nice! Tell her the truth!! She’s the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.!!!!!

Yes!

Sexy as always 🔥👌😁

at this point it’s probably safe! 🥰😂

Change the subject

You tell she looks beautiful

Very carefully.

ask her if she is speaking spanish ot something.

Could be lactose intolerant, but naa the sperm got hold of her me thinks. 🎉😇

Yes she is pregnant & Congratulations

Yes. And absolutely beautiful.

If you are afraid of replying, you need to have a serious convo about your relationship.

“Of course you do, and pregnancy is beautiful. I don’t know if you’re saying it like it’s a bad thing, but I hope you’re not.”
I mean that as something to say, and genuinely. She looks like a glowing mama to be! I hope she’s not silently wondering if she looks bad by asking that because she doesn’t!