Need the simulation of how many career home runs Kyle Schwarber would hit if he played for the Rockies and had all his home games at Coors Field.

Someone over steps their bounds at work, tries to make an issue out of nothing and get me in trouble when I didn’t do anything wrong or even out of the ordinary.
First time I’ve ever been able to say this about this job, my new boss was more than happy to have my back and stand up for me.

The National Security Council is meeting to develop a strategy for rescuing the downed pilot. There are some reports that they will be playing Castle Wolfenstein to figure out what to do.

I chose right.

Damn. I’ve been influenced. Haven’t had a @reeses in two years. Now all of a sudden Stewie’s bracket video pops up and I want some😂