Not enough of yall have watched Watchmen and it shows.

Me, to my 8yo nephew: what’s the worst thing you’ve done at school?
Him: I humped a dog.
Me: I have no more questions.

“Could you imagine if OBAMA had done this?”

No. I can’t. Stop asking that and start imagining doing anything to stop the guy actually doing this shit right now.

C’mon, Rockets, finish this game strong! Lakers and Timberwolves lost today, make it count. 🚀

"Iran confirms it has received ceasefire plan, but says US is not ready for peace."

Trump is an embarrassment.

He's refusing to end the ceasefire permanently and because of that they aren't reopening the Hormuz strait.

Trump wants your gas prices to be as high as possibIe. He wants you to suffer.