On the upside (? not sure if it's an upside, but it's entertaining), the local Threads ads on the phone app are utterly wild. Casinos! Tai chi classes!

Interrupting my vacation to bring you Playmaker Scores for 2026 wide receivers. A fine class at the top, a little thinner in the middle. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48304971/2026-nfl-draft-wide-receiver-projections-stats-historical-comps-prospects

It’s a new day, ofcourse.

The feline urge to buy a tambourine and channel this goddess...