One time, I got super sick. It was the kind of virus that made you miserable from both ends and three days of absolute brutal torture that would give the exorcist a run for its money.

There’s no such thing as TMI here.

Anyways, so my dad caught the ick and at 3 in the morning, I got a phone call from my mom while I was still high and sleepy and recovering from illness:

“I HAD TO CALL AN AMBULANCE FOR YOUR DAD!”

Oh shit. I’m stumbling and trying to maneuver downstairs and stubbed my toe.

This is how your brain controls sleep: https://www.universal-sci.com/headlines/2015/10/14/how-the-brain-controls-sleep?aprthreads

I honestly can’t even listen to or watch CNBC that much anymore..especially in the mornings. It’s just all a bunch of bs now lol

They don’t even know that they dying half the time anymore.

Hey
Before this gets out of hand

Kink and Fetish are different things

A kink CAN be a fetish, but not always

Kink = "different" thing you enjoy during sexy time
Fetish = "different" thing you NEED during sexy time to reach climax/ completion or experience real pleasure

Far fewer people have actual fetishes than have kinks.

Example:

Trump's lawyer used a case about Native Americans to strip immigrant kids of citizenship. Experts: wrong tradition, wrong logic, wrong century. Epic fail.