Real Madrid fans, we need to have a serious talk. 🗣️ Arbeloa just gave his press conference after the disaster against Mallorca, and I’m losing faith. He keeps saying "it's my fault," but nothing changes on the pitch. Are we really throwing away La Liga? 🤦‍♂️

Oh I need to sign up! Thankss

The astronauts are going to examine the Moon’s butthole (“Lunar South Pole”) tomorrow starting at 10am PDT and continuing for the next six hours. Should be really fun! Also men if the Moon can get its colonoscopy you can too! 🌝

Wait has hydra the snake been found yet?