Shopping for a spring dress to wear to an outdoor wedding in mid-May.
My God, what disaster has befallen women’s fashion?
I live my life in jeans and Ts. I am NOT a dress person (or a skirt person).
It’s not just the style. It’s the weird colors and jarring patterns— and the cheapness.
Macy’s had 2 pretty dresses, but I look terrible in any iteration of yellow.
Lavender, puce, etc. Ruffles, flounces, huge flower patterns that look like amoebas on acid.
Things gonna be a slog. UGH.

Birds fly across continents and I still use GPS to find the nearest coffee shop.

People really need to learn to lighten the fuck up.

“The fire is now 280 acres with a low rate of spread and a potential for 600 acres, per Incident Command.”

Damn that was fast. Evacuation orders for the area are in effect. Just south of Palmdale.

There are reports that we've lost a pilot somewhere inside Iran.

This is, and I CANNOT emphasize this enough, Trump's fault.