So many problems we have in the world today are because white people can’t stop opening things that are supposed to remain closed forever. 

The brain fog is hitting hard today. Ugh.

You know life is adulting heavy when you don’t even have time to watch TV. 😩

I did the crazy laugh today…
the unintentional bark laugh…
at the dispensary, talking with a woman I’d just met.

The room went silent, bro. 👏👏🤣 omgg

Websites: "verify you are a human"
Me: im clearly a mermaid 🧜🏼‍♀️