Some people don’t hurt you loudly they just keep your nervous system in survival mode.

The modified language in Myles Garrett’s contract is unrelated to a possible trade for the NFL’s reigning Defensive Player of the Year, Browns general manager Andrew Berry said Sunday.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48340452/browns-gm-myles-garrett-contract-tweak-unrelated-trade

30-year-old LASD deputy dies during 120-mile law enforcement relay race
https://abc7.la/0UcLJf

I only got popular so I could pop into author's DMs and it would be a compliment instead of a restraining order.

Yes, it was real. 😂