Someone mailed a single potato to my PO box.

Well done.

Why can't the Phillies play the Rockies all year?

I’m deleting threads during luteal from now on 😂 I’m a danger to myself

Damn. I’ve been influenced. Haven’t had a @reeses in two years. Now all of a sudden Stewie’s bracket video pops up and I want some😂

Happy Good Friday, bitches, I'm about to write a smut scene while two cocktails deep. Let's goooooo.