The Cubs have agreed to a six-year contract extension with second baseman Nico Hoerner, sources told ESPN on Thursday.

Gods 11 has a wicked sense of humour. She just came in with her headless chocolate Lindt bunny and showed it to me. She's called it Anne Boleyn apparently.

Rates Leap to Another Multi-Month High
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/markets/mortgage-rates-03262026

Hey Dementia, it's America. Can you *PLEASE* work faster? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Taylor: I sat down at the president of iheartradios office and said I wanna make history and thats what this is

Or whatever Debby Ryan said