The announcement of Pam Bondi's ousting follows months of scrutiny over the Justice Department's handling of files related to Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking investigation.

So I guess Bondi is fired because the Dow isn't at $50,000. Give him credit - one thing Metamucilini can't stand is lying.

Justin Crawford's always-present smile brings life to Phillies on first homestand of 2026

https://onpattison.com/news/2026/apr/01/philadelphia-phillies-news-justin-crawford-walk-off-washington-nationals/

Since Scam Blondi is biting the dust, how about her bleached twin Karolyin' next?

Big Tech buying batteries for homes and businesses in the area around their data centers to help power them sounds a whole lot better than them retrofitting jet engines and burning trillions of btus of methane gas.
https://wapo.st/4s5qAI0