The astronauts are going to examine the Moon’s butthole (“Lunar South Pole”) tomorrow starting at 10am PDT and continuing for the next six hours. Should be really fun! Also men if the Moon can get its colonoscopy you can too! 🌝

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Avoid these stocks in the second quarter, says Piper Sandler

One of the very best players in the state of Michigan has the Wolverines at the top of his list. We have that and more in today’s Recruiting Roundup:

Happy Easter! ✝️🐰🥚

My Easter Bunny 🐇Sourdough turned out to be a real showstopper! I added black olives and seaweed to the dough for some extra texture and a pop of color, and I’m obsessed with how adorable and delicious it is 😍!