Them: Oh Jillian, you hate spring?
Me: Yes.
Them: oh, the pollen, right?
Me: I wish it was the pollen.
Them: oh?
Me: -cries in my dark room with my second migraine in 72 hrs-

And we haven’t even hit fire season here. I have a feeling this year is going to be bad. 😭 (Smoke is one of my big triggers.)

Good news, you CAN quote all the lyrics from that sexy FIGARO FIGARO FIGARO song in your book

Chicago police issued an alert after an elderly person was beaten on a North Side CTA platform.

It's a no-go on a Michael Jordan Museum in Highland Park.

Breaking:

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — The Army says crews of two helicopters that hovered near Kid Rock's Nashville home are suspended pending a review.