Them: Oh Jillian, you hate spring?
Me: Yes.
Them: oh, the pollen, right?
Me: I wish it was the pollen.
Them: oh?
Me: -cries in my dark room with my second migraine in 72 hrs-

And we haven’t even hit fire season here. I have a feeling this year is going to be bad. 😭 (Smoke is one of my big triggers.)

This is better than paying for a SuperBowl ad.
Allll KitKat has to do is NOT mess it up.

‘So good, it’s heistworthy.’
‘When we say give me a break, we didn’t mean all 12 tons’

YOU GET MY DRIFT!

Ya ever mix two flavors together by accident and then taste the combo and be like “wow, that’s actually pretty good!”

Yesterday, when I accidentally mixed iced coffee and lemonade was not one of those times.

Japan 1 England 0 so called world Cup favourites

What do these corporations all have in common?

-Lockheed Martin
-Palantir
-Microsoft
-Amazon
-Comcast
-Google
-Apple
-Meta
-HP
-Nvidia
-T-Mobile

They all have lucrative government contracts — and they were all donors to Trump's $400M ballroom that's now on pause.