There is nothing quite like the rush of dopamine that comes along from blocking a bigot after they’ve clearly been typing a dm response for a long time, but before they were able to press send.

There is nothing quite like a children’s birthday where I am reminded how terrible I am at talking to other parents.

"They treat you different" – David Beckham opens up on pressure he faced after joining Real Madrid from Manchester United https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/news-they-treat-different-david-beckham-opens-pressure-faced-joining-real-madrid-manchester-united?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=threads#key4=skfootballthreads,utm_source=threadsautofeed,utm_medium=SKFootballThreads

You are your best investment so don’t fucxx it up.

Why must I be cursed by typos?

I know y'all know what I meant, but I can hear my maternal grandma in my mind judging tf out of me 🥲