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Things he always says:
1. "Like you've never seen before."
2. "We're the hottest country."
3. "With tears in their eyes."
4. "They said to me 'sir.'"
5. "It's Biden's fault."
Things he's never mentioned:
1. Melissa Hortman
2. The fires in Nebraska
3. The floods in Hawaii
4. The missing servicemember in Iran
5. Suing anyone who has accused him of pedophilia
Things his (still)supporters say:
1. That’s a lie
2. What’s a woman?
3. You’re a commie
4. He never said that
5. You’ve got TDS
Things they never say:
1. I was wrong
2. Thanks for enlightening me
3. Forgive me
4. I’ll need to rethink that
5. I’d like to get a library card, please
Also hasn’t mentioned his faux assassination. If he had survived a real attempt you’d hear about every single day as sacrifice he endured for you.
The likes of which no one has ever seen
' I know more than anyone about ( insert random topic that he obviously knows jack shit about), I'm the best at ( said topic), everyone tells me.....blah blah, fucking blah...🤮🤮🤮
He also never mentions the guy who attempted his "assassination." Literally NO ONE does. Now THAT'S pretty fucking strange if you ask me. 🤔🙄
I disagree. He’s spent his entire life making the world worse. On purpose.
6. Barrrack HUSSEIN Obama (always has to mention the greatest president of our time).
He's a worthless piece of shit.
I still think about Melissa and the family. It’s crazy how it’s like old news and only because there’s sooo much flooding our brains since. Which is their point. Sickening.
You left out “strong” and “strongly”.
Dude loves his low-tier adverbs. Bigly.
"I don't know anything about that" when he doesn't want to answer a question
Or the big beautiful Epstein files.....when will they be released?
So the first five if you want to get really buzzed playing a drinking game, the second five if you plan to stay 100% sober. Got it.
And he tells women journalists they ask stupid questions and work for terrible fake news companies
He’s like AI. The responses are so predictable you might as well just string them together like incoherent, bizarre magnetic poetry.
He always says “sir”, at the beginning of the sentences when he’s making up a fake compliments he was told by his fans.
Can we turn him over and check his expiration date already?
His new favorite word is "obliterated."
This could be a very dangerous drinking game…I don’t think I’d make it past the 15 minute mark
He speaks like one of the greatest frauds, PT BARNUM. On course BARNUM is NOT remembered for his kindness of others.
He builds his own ego by saying everything is beautiful and he is smarter than a fith grader
😂
Those top five with in combination with the accordion hands ….. woooo! Classic Don
You forgot "it's the Obama's fault".
"Thank you for your attention to this matter."
He would NEVER quote Jesus. Too woke.
I bet the “things he always says” he says to himself, out loud when no one’s around. 👀
You missed off ‘Think about it’. He says this when he wants to tell you what to think because he doesn’t like what you do actually think.
His attempted assassination or the shooting.
6. Anything positive about America.
Nobody thought ( ___ ) could be done so quickly be I did it.
Or the supposed “assassination attempt” with his fully there ear
The 2 "victims" of the Pennsylvania 'assassination attempt"
And, “They call me King now.”
Sir, I am about to completely pull this story out of my ass.
Add to things he has never said: apologies for anything.
Also never talks about his “assasination” attempt
Saw a TT of guy taking a shot every time he said “Like you’ve never seen before”. He was HAMMERED and his wife couldn’t stop laughing 😂