Top comment of the week as a coworker was trying to work the new Keurig:
"it's ok I can figure this out I was a Montessori child"

The only thing kristi noem's husband has to be ashamed is being kristi noem's husband.

you’re doing everything right
you just have to keep going 

sitting with my feelings instead of running from them and I’m a much better person because of it.

Trump's bill signing event was supposed to start more than 20 minutes ago but I'm giving him grace on this difficult day. I know he's having a hard time with all the tragic ballroom stuff going on.