Tottenham have confirmed the appointment of Roberto De Zerbi as their new head coach on a five-year contract https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/mar/31/tottenham-confirm-appointment-of-roberto-de-zerbi-as-new-manager

I have had my car for 7 years, and today I think I finally found the optimal seat position.

They’re all just a bunch of weird, sleazy, losers. 

Most mornings, my first coherent thought upon leaving the house is "fuck you, rooster," because come on, man. Folks are trying to sleep.