Trump: ”I’m pulling out of NATO.”
NATO: “Cool, we have a free seat. Hey Ukraine, come here!”

Gas went up $.30 overnight 

Your hatred for someone doesn’t stop God from blessing them.

Me: Sorry, you can't watch those YT videos.

My kid: Why?

Me: Cause it's AI slop.

Him: Ugh, but I wanna watch AI slop! What's AI slop? 🤔

Everyone is a diva except if you are a
Racist
Homophobic
Transphobic
Pedophile
Taylor-hater
Maga