Trump Offers Few New Details On Iran War In Prime Time Speech—Stock Futures Fall

The president said Tuesday the U.S. will withdraw from Iran in two to three weeks.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2026/04/01/trump-offers-few-new-details-on-iran-war-in-prime-time-speech-stock-futures-fall/?utm_campaign=forbes&utm_medium=social&utm_source=threads&utm_term=se-breaking

April Fools!

U forgot to add the barrel went up in price

Now

Yes now. What about it?

Hey, guys. Set an alarm for April 23. If we’re not out of Iran by then, please remember you published this. Thanks. 🤡🖕

You need to lower the bar for the hospice patient.

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President Donald Trump has no criminal record; he garnered support from both the American people and the international community based on his reputation as a man of peace. However, Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu—a malevolent figure—misled and incited him, leading to missile and bomb attacks on schools attended by young children in Iran. President Trump and the American people should distance themselves from Israel.

Hormuz is so mined no one passes without permission
Taking Kharg is useless

Chump outstupided everyone

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It’s always 2 weeks with this motherfucker.