Trump cut disaster funding and scrapped prevention. Now rural communities are left exposed to floods while his team acts surprised when disaster hits.
https://www.npr.org/2026/03/30/nx-s1-5753765/fema-trump-extreme-weather-rural-pennsylvania
He’s gonna cope and seethe on the SCOTUS arguments by sending the troops into Iran and raving incoherently on television
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