Update: I’ve started Lovecraft Country.

Give me your unhinged thoughts.

I chose right.

I thought we cleared this up but Tiger Woods has been a complete fucking asshole this whole time.

Now can we please get back to the Epstein Files?

If you see me walking down the street while tapping at my phone, I’m not doomscrolling or mindlessly rotting my brain on TikTok. I’m furiously making a note of the story idea I just had because I know it’ll be gone like vapour in the next 5 minutes if I don’t.