Very much enjoying Liam Gallagher's fig roll crusade

Wouldn't 3 a day x 7 be 21 not 12? 🙄

Fig newtons are the absolute best ya know

I'm invested.

These look amazing. I love me a fig newman, but these look superior.

Oh he's a darling. I do love LG!!

Here for it. For the consumer!

Yussss - please tell me we’re back in unhinged oasis days

I’m impressed that he can limit himself to 1 per sitting and 2 total a day. I eat at least 3 per sitting. They’re too good.

Could you please keep us updated? I don’t like it over there!

I don’t feel so alone now I know he eats them as well, I feel nearly cool 😎

😂👊🏻😂

Rock & Fig Roll!

You gotta roll with it lol

Me having to check the date that most of these weird posts were posted..and yep, there it is. April 1st.

Justice for Liam 😂

The Gallaghers are genuinely entertaining people. I would absolutely watch their Bravo show

Truly a nail biting yarn

@liamgallagher impressed with the choice of biscuit!

Am I high or is his math not mathing? He has 2 biscuits a day. There are supposed to be 12 fig rolls in a pack, “hence 7 days in a week”. Wouldn’t that be 14 fig rolls needed in the week?

Btw-I am actually high so maybe this does make sense and I’m just high…

@marcmccartney it’s giving me you energy ✨😂😂😂

He is my spirit animal lol

This is the most relatable he has ever been….

But why doesn't Liam post this type of stuff here on Threads?

He needs persuading to leave the dark side and come here @liamgallagher

Omg! Brilliant. Thanks for sharing

I love how earnest his responses are, and I COULD NOT be more invested in the outcome.

He’s a reluctant national treasure.

God he really is bored, isn’t he?

Why isn’t he bringing his figgy pudding business over to threads damnit!

Hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

It’s kind of cute that he has one fig roll in the morning and another in the evening. Probably watching his cholesterol levels.

That is too funny

He should just roll with it.

This is giving like that Pets Mart or Pet Smart vibes guy…the one who sings about it…and I am LOVING it. We need answers fig cookie/biscuit company! The people deserve to know. And know I want to ship some all the way to California so I can see if they are shorting people.

His math isn't mathing...lol

Bless the algorithm for this gem

You may laugh, but someone is sitting on Liam's 4 missing fig rolls AND 12 tonnes of KitKats. What exactly are they planning? 🤔

Fkin LOVE Liam.

“Lane”

Why have I never seen this before?!!!

🥰😂🥰😂🥰

Love “lane”!

Fucking hell.

😆

IN EACH LANE

Shocking business

“Justice 4 the consumer” says the guy who was ok with his fans, who made him a multi-millionaire, getting absolutely rinsed to see them live last year! Couldn’t make it up!!!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

I’d enjoy this even if it wasn’t Liam Gallagher. This is prime Threads 2026.

This is hilarious but I know how he feels. I once opened a lunchable and there were only 4 crackers to go with the 5 cheese and 5 meat. Travesty.

But Liam… 7 days would be 14 biscuits.

I’ll send them back 💀

he knows exactly what he's doing and I respect that

Now I want a fig roll.