Websites: "verify you are a human"
Me: im clearly a mermaid 🧜🏼♀️
Trump is the GOP and the GOP is Trump. The first step to destroying both is winning HUGE this November!
My most successful trial reel has a typo.
Also, my youngest asked why my autocorrect doesn't work when sending a text for me.
IT'S BECAUSE MY PHONE LOVES TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN A HOLE.
Sigh.
What if, when he said, “Fly, you fools!” before falling into the abyss in Moria, Gandalf was telling them to use the eagles? 🤔