When I was a little girl I had a pen pal named Adele and she lived outside of Auckland on a horse farm. This was the late 90s and She would mail me physical photos of her family’s farm in New Zealand. I’ve been in love with New Zealand ever since.

It’s one of those things that I’ve never had the chance to go. I still have those photos she sent somewhere too.

Things are so bad that MTG is agreeing with us.

MAGAts leaving California: “I was able to build equity in my California home because of high California wages, then use all the money from the sale to buy a whole ranch in some inbred Jed state!
Oh, also, California SUCKS! It’s a total shithole even though it made me rich!”

Does Jaheim do Cameos?

I think I need him to sing me happy birthday