Metamucillini just said the war would be over "in two weeks".
He said his new healthcare plan would be announced "in two weeks".
That was 2017.
This is shaping up to be another Forever War.
Fans are making plans and trying to get their hands on Illini merch as the team heads to the Final Four for the first time in 21 years.
The Neanderthal population shrank during a cold spell around 75,000 years ago, and the loss of genetic diversity may have contributed to their eventual extinction