Y'all gotta stop with these 'trump is dead' stories because when it happens I don't want to waste a second wondering if it's real this time.

That's one less second of celebration.

I like when people assume I don’t know how to read because I’m dyslexic and then they see me reading a book. it really throws them for a loop

Can’t wait to send this novella out to some beta readers to see if it’s “cozy” or “angsty” (I have a NO CLUE)

I just saw a Wendy’s commercial where they were dipping fries into a frosty and now that’s all I can think about