You are not smarter than Ketanji Brown Jackson. You are just a racist.

Newly released body camera footage shows that Tiger Woods expressed astonishment as he was handcuffed after crashing his vehicle last week in Florida.

THIS IS SO REAL.
BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT CALL YOU ABOUT MY EYE TWITCH.
ITS GIVING DISRESPECTFUL, RUDE AND OUTTA ORDAH!

New author: Wow you have so many books published, you must know what you’re doing!

Me:

No one talks about the way knowing th8mgs yet smiling through it all requires a hell of a lot more than coffee.

So, tacos tonight. And your girl might have vodka.

Writing unhinged and fun and letting it out.

FYI SPRING BREAK AS AN AUTHOR IS HILARIOUS CAUSE KIDS.