dating apps are crazy because why am i marketing myself like a limited time offer
The Commanders haven't ruled out another year with LB Bobby Wagner, who remains a free agent.
https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/commanders-havent-ruled-out-another-year-with-bobby-wagner#
Let’s play a fun game. Which quote is from aerial class and which is from a romance novel:
A. Clearly you’ve never played with straps before
B. You wanna go crotch to crotch or ass to ass?
Me, walking up to a bar: “I want the pinkest drink you have.”