dating apps are crazy because why am i marketing myself like a limited time offer

“If there’s one team that can beat them, it’s Real Madrid” - Kylian Mbappe hypes up Champions League clash against Bayern Munich https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/news-if-there-s-one-team-can-beat-them-it-s-real-madrid-kylian-mbappe-hypes-champions-league-clash-bayern-munich?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=threads#key4=skfootballthreads,utm_source=threadsautofeed,utm_medium=SKFootballThreads

I had dinner with @kandisteiner the other night, and she’s just as much of as a delight in person as she is on social media. She’s kind, funny, incredibly thoughtful, and there’s a reason she’s had such longevity in this industry; because she’s a damn good human. I can only hope I’m like her when I’ve been doing this for 10+ years.

And go preorder Love Overboard, out April 21!!!!!! 💙

The difference between my threads account views and my IG account views is hilarious

When you’re so used to waking up early for work that you wake up at 5am unprompted on your day off 🫠😭