me to my bf: we should go see this new movie Fuze! it’s about a bank robbery I think you’d like it
my brain: theo james theo james theo james

The Braves acquired RHP Víctor Mederos from the Los Angeles Angels in exchange for international bonus pool money, and optioned him to Triple-A Gwinnett. RHP AJ Smith-Shawver has been transferred to the 60-day injured list.

"Infiniti is committed to that vehicle (referencing the sports sedan)" the boss of Infiniti said.

My mother is next to me 😭😭

3 things I fear

1. God
2. Being broke
3. Being a baby mama