ups app should not be showing me where the ups driver is bc it has me out here criticising his route. bc why was he 2 streets away 20 mins ago and now he’s like 5 miles away in the opposite direction

Trump fired Bondi for not weaponizing DOJ aggressively enough against his enemies. Let that sink in. She wasn't too corrupt. She wasn't corrupt enough. That's where we are.

I went from writing a cheating trope to writing a secret baby trope. What other controversial trope should I tackle this year? 😂

I hate that the Washington Wizards felt the need to apologize for their April Fool’s joke. Skit or not, it was actually funny, but this sensitive ass society has to find the wrong in everything.

Pam Bondi has been fired.

Good riddance.

Pete Hegseth is next.