Cabo Verde got a player to join the team via LinkedIn message which is literally the only good thing to ever come out of that app.

We said NO KINGS.

We didn’t say no Queens.

Congratulations to our Queen, Taylor Swift, and our King Consort, Travis Kelce!

May you enjoy a lifetime of love, laughter, and joy!

I need to move to a swing state and buy a lakehouse. Is this a nervous breakdown?

“you watch both UK and USA that both air six nights a week? aren’t they the same show”

me: no no, it’s quite different, see the men of USA make a full hot breakfast every morning and the men of UK make iced coffees

He’s been foaming at the mouth and ranting and raving nonstop for 3 days since the decision.