Shoutout to the ghost post I saw about a Severance Hollanov AU 🗣️ because I’ve spent the entire morning thinking about:

What if in the MHL/on the rink, they’re Hollander & Rozanov—rivals, enemies, everything we know them as.

But outside of it, they’re Shane & Ilya—lovers. Maybe even married.

And then it starts to bleed together.

Hollander gets slammed into the boards by Rozanov and suddenly gets a glimpse of waking up beside him, sleepy and smiling.

Lanterns episode 5 spoilers with no context:

testing a theory that fantasy football can be played using the same resource management strategies from RPGs

When French signs talk about infants what they really mean is children. That’s all I learned from going to Quebec