Why did Bungle forget to put his head on ?

A story of “I really should have known sooner that I was neurodivergent”
*Me attending drivers education at 15*
Instructor: “when stopping at a redlight or stop sign, make sure you can see the rear tires of the car in front of you touching the pavement.”
My internal monologue: “I wonder what information we are supposed to gain from watching these tires? Is he going to tell us to watch for something specific? Is it because we need to make sure the car in front of us begins to move when 1/

Q: Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

A: Birdseed underpants

Get home from work , greeted at door by my cat, pick him up and he immediately starts purring away. Walk around the apartment with him on my shoulder still purring away like a little madman. We’re now laying on the bed with him curled up on my stomach, and yes he’s still purring away. No drama, just good vibes in the home with the cats and I